Introduction

Today, you have given yourself a special treat. You (yes you!) humble internet surfer, have reached the home page of Jake Voytko. I hear you say to yourself, "What is this? Is this some kind of a blog?", in anticipation of things to come. Well, it is in part a blog. It's also a launch point for code projects I am involved with. I will also store amusing anecdotes on this site. Really, it exists to give me something to do. "Idle hands" and all. If I can amuse you, awesome.

No matter what walk of life you come from, I'm sure you can find something of interest. Those who would like to either stalk me or steal my identity will find actionable intelligence within the "About" section. The Blog section will most likely just contain things that I think other people will find interesting. Articles will contain written pieces on what I find interesting, on what will be a variety of subjects. The Resume section contains reasons why you should hire me. If you'd like to tell me how wrong I am about something, please find your way to the "Contact" page.

Please note that all opinions expressed herein are my own. No employer, friend, associate, parent, close relative, distant relative, girlfriend, friends of friends, friends of friends of friends, or siblings with whom I may or may not be associated share these opinions.